"What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?"
My answer: Dead.
Correct answer: Bob.
It took me a second to get it.
"What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying on the grill?"
My answer: Dead...and burned.
Correct answer: Frank.
I get it, I get it. As in hot dog.
"What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying by your front door?"
My answer: Dead...and the authorities are on their way so you had better come up with a good explanation.
Correct answer: Matt.
I like my answer better.
1 comment:
Expansion on the second one: What do you call a man and a woman with no arms and legs on a grill?
Frank and Patty! ;)
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