My phone is kind of stupid. Just kind of. It "fixes" certain words when I'm texting.
Examples:
first = foist
since = dobber
you = yo
how = hire
see = sewer
deliberately = depardieu (Uhhhhh what? What does that even mean?)
that's = thumbs
sweater = aereate
music = justice
people = purple
not = boy
(and, last but not least...)
bonnie = boner
It's obvious how this could be a problem.
3 comments:
I can see it now! What you intend to say is, "How are you? This is the first time since Joe's wedding that I have seen you. It's crazy how long you can go without seeing people. Oh you're making music now? I love that sweater by the way! It's not that I am deliberately ignoring you. Love, Bonnie" and this is what comes out: "Hire are yo? This is the foist time dobber Joe's wedding that I have seen you. It's crazy hire long yo can go without seeing purple. Oh you're making justice now? I love that aereate by the way! It's not that I am depardieu ignoring you. Love, Boner."
Yes, I did take the time to use EVERY one of those words. :)
Jillian. This is why I love you.
heehee
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